Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
