Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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