so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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