i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
