So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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