he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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