ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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