I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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