Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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