I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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