Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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