Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
