I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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