how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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