Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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