The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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