I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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