scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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