After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I currently don't understand fingers.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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