At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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