I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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