Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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