Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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