Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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