just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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