doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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