Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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