I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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