Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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