So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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