i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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