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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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