she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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