So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I forget how to act sober
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