Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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