You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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