...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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