when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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