Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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