I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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