We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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