1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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