The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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