I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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