she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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