Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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