she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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