According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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