And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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