It's Friday. Sex?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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