I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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