I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
should my penis look like a turkey
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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